Hey, Ben didn't goto jail, YAY!
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
BUD LIGHT IS SHIT BEER!!!
Let it be known that on Monday, March 23rd, 2009, Benson Witmer conceded that Bud Light is a SHIT BEER. Furthermore, it was decided that, in addition to "Shit beer," BensonHurst aka B. Wit can enjoy "moderate to good beer" while Mark and Craig are able to appreciate the taste of "good to great beer." BUD LIGHT IS SHIT BEER!
Saturday, February 14, 2009
The Benchillada's Toronto Trip Video Blog...
Ben goes through vehicles like Rosie O'Donnell goes through ice cream... Watch as Ben tries to tackle the elements with bald tires. Here is a compilation of his most spectacular crashes during the first day of his trip. Enjoy.
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
The $13 Cure For World Hunger
First of all, click the pictures to be able to see the numbers better.
Ok, so you are looking at:
1. Chicken Wings (7)
2. Sliced Beef Brisket
3. Pulled Pork
4. Ribs (6)
5. Southern Greens
6. Beans
7. Mac & Cheese
8. Cornbread (ain't nothin wrong with that.)
This is the "Kitchen Sink" from the Whole Foods Smokehouse. Simply put, it is an ungodly amount of food (and accurately put - I may have committed four deadly sins for this meal. Gluttony, for obvious reasons. Greed, because it wasn't just the amount of food but the low price. Envy, because I hadn't stopped thinking about it since I saw a guy ahead of me in line order it last Thursday; and pride because a single human being cannot order this without being pretty damn sure of his or herself).
Now, did I eat it all? No.
Was it worth it? Yes.
Was it good? Most of it, but the pulled pork was not very good.
Am I experiencing shortness of breath? Definitely.
How many people could this realistically serve? At least 6.
What can one do with the Kitchen Sink?
1. Cater a summer pool party.
2. Drop it from a relief plane over the Sudan.
3. Bring it to a downtown soup kitchen and give the volunteers the day off.
4. Mount on the wall for posterity.
5. Make an unbelievable omelette.
I will end it there. I am starting to see spots.
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