First of all, click the pictures to be able to see the numbers better.
Ok, so you are looking at:
1. Chicken Wings (7)
2. Sliced Beef Brisket
3. Pulled Pork
4. Ribs (6)
5. Southern Greens
6. Beans
7. Mac & Cheese
8. Cornbread (ain't nothin wrong with that.)
This is the "Kitchen Sink" from the Whole Foods Smokehouse. Simply put, it is an ungodly amount of food (and accurately put - I may have committed four deadly sins for this meal. Gluttony, for obvious reasons. Greed, because it wasn't just the amount of food but the low price. Envy, because I hadn't stopped thinking about it since I saw a guy ahead of me in line order it last Thursday; and pride because a single human being cannot order this without being pretty damn sure of his or herself).
Now, did I eat it all? No.
Was it worth it? Yes.
Was it good? Most of it, but the pulled pork was not very good.
Am I experiencing shortness of breath? Definitely.
How many people could this realistically serve? At least 6.
What can one do with the Kitchen Sink?
1. Cater a summer pool party.
2. Drop it from a relief plane over the Sudan.
3. Bring it to a downtown soup kitchen and give the volunteers the day off.
4. Mount on the wall for posterity.
5. Make an unbelievable omelette.
I will end it there. I am starting to see spots.
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