Meet the Wally's...

Mind you, these are just crude artist renderings. However, if you see one of these "Wally's," RUN! You do not want to have anything to do with the likes of these "people." They should be considered extremely dangerous and creepy. Avoid them at all costs.

Cat Killer's Response...

So I’m chillin’ on the corner just mindin’ my biz
When this feline rolls up and starts taken a wiz
I said “what the fuck ya stupid fuckin’ cat?
He said “if you wanna say somethin’ talk to my spiked bat

I looked around real quick to see if anyone was there
Then I shot that bitch in the leg and grabbed it by it’s hair
I said “listen cat, don’t try to flee
Ain’t no man, child or beast ever pisses on me.”

Who do you think you are, R. Kelly
That’s when I took out my knife and slashed his belly.
“This ain’t gonna be quick, so hold fucking still”
I got my saw, sawed off is paw and said “bitch I’m fo’ REAL”

That’s when the cat, despite his situation
Started to drop some serious information
He said “I roll with B. Wit, you know the name?”
I said “yeah I do, that bitch is lame”

We used to hang, back in the day
He started chillin’ with Wally and then became gay.
Now I don’t care, that’s fine with me
But he was too obsessed with another man’s dooky

So listen up can, here’s what I’m gonna do
I’m gonna let you go now instead of turning you into glue.
You go tell, that fuck B. Wit
If he comes after me, I’ll fuck up his shit

I let the cat go to scurry away
But running into the street wasn’t a bright idea that day
I turned around and heard a screech
That poor cat was turned to shredded wheat.

So to you B. Wit, I didn’t kill your cat
He pissed on me and that is that
But if you come for me, you better come fast
Cause I’ll pump my shotty and blast your ass

I’ll sneak up behind you with my powder keg
I’ll light the fuse and blow off your leg
I’ll take you back to your boy Ted’s shed
The only things is, you won’t have a head


So take this warning, to be true hearted
Don’t get fucked up for what your cat started
Let’s just chill and let lying dogs lay
Cause if you roll up on me I’ll blow your ass away.