Friday, April 18, 2008

My Grandmama’s Cat



Verse 1

Rollin down the striz-eet
While I iz-eat
A burger
Found out that my cat just got murdered

While I was drinkin
His high hopes were sinkin
Over some dumb shit
But I’ll avenge it

I creep to your front door
You’re gonna pay sucka
For what my Grandmother
Gave me motherfucka

For my birthday in 93
Now it’s the first day
You’re gonna loose some teeth

Chorus

You think you can wack
My granmother’s cat? [nope]
You think you can rap
Your way out of a flytrap? [none]

You think you can play me
Like David Crosby? [nope]
Your game is done son [yeah]
Like Crystal Pepsi [uh]

Verse 2

My patience is wearin
Lace thin
My crew is preparin
For the win

Pardon my persistence
But I persist
Let me introduce you
To my fists

And my nightstick
With the spiked shit
That my friend Ted
Stole from his Dad’s shed

I want my cat back
But since that ain’t goin happen
I brought my ball-pean
For some knees that need crackin

Chorus

You think you can wack
My granmother’s cat? [nope]
You think you can rap
Your way out of a flytrap? [none]

You think you can play me
Like David Crosby? [nope]
Your game is done son [yeah]
Like Crystal Pepsi [uh]

Verse 3

Now nevermind my cat was old as fuck
he deserved to die naturally
hit by a truck

But you cut him down the wrong way
did him dirty
put him the dryer
with your mom's laundry

And you know I ain't kiddin
more pissed than Clint Eastwood
in Unforgiven

I'm gonna be bruisin
drop you like all the fans
Tom Cruise is losin

Cause I come in blastin
no question askin
just your ass gettin blasted

You messed with the wrong guy's cat
I’m prone to attack
Yo pass me the bat

Outro

[Uh] “never fuck with another man’s pu$$y”

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