Star Wars: Luke Skywalker leads a band of rebels on a successful quest to destroy the Galactic Empire's Death Star. Chewbacca is found to have hanged himself.
Hansel and Gretel: While lost in the woods, Hansel and Gretel discover a house made of candy and are taken captive by its resident, an evil witch. The witch intends to bake Hansel and Gretel in an oven, but they escape. Hansel shoots Gretel and then himself.
Jaws: Pretty much unchanged, but in the Witmered version, the Kintner boy does spill out onto the dock. Also, after Chief Brody and Hooper defeat the shark, Brody is driven to alcoholism by the ordeal and eventually kills himself using the Hemingway method.
Brian's Song: Brian Piccolo, upon learning of his terminal cancer, drives to Michigan to visit a young Jack Kevorkian and requests to be euthanized. The movie is 17 minutes long.
Goonies: Terrified of Sloth, Chunk injects himself with anti-freeze. Sloth turns out to be pretty nice.
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The Three Little Pigs: After all 3pigs assemble in the brick pig house one of the pigs tells his brothers "Im tellin y'all, this wolf can't be stopped, even by bricks." He then kills both of his pig brothers, and then himself.
Something About Mary: After losing Mary a second time, Brett Favre kills Mary, Mongo and then himself. This leads to a rash of football broadcasters killing themselves in sorrow.
The Longest Yard (remake): Burt Reynolds decides football is for losers and focuses his attention on raping other inmates instead. Oh yeah, and someone kills themself for some reason, possibly because of the repeated rapings.
Planet of the Apes: After damning the Statue of Liberty's face to hell, Charleton Heston rides on past until he realizes he left his car keys in the spacecraft he crashed into the lake. Upon returning, he is ambushed and raped by a dozen monkeys who are infected with HIV. The answer to your question is "Yes: This is how Aids began!"
Shawshank Redemption: After Andy shows up and finds Red on the beach, he is immediately sucked back into the underworld when Red asks him to sponsor a Dog-Fight. Red promises they have a "Mean Dog". When they enter the arena, Andy quickly figures out that he is the "Mean Dog" Red has been promoting. Andy's throat is torn out. Red then puts a plastic bag around his head and swims into the waves next to the boat he never quite finished.
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