Mark,
Greetings from your old friend McCormick, back from the sea. It was a trecherous 18 months, but I have again returned with a fresh haul of Cougars, Pumas, MILFs, and Manthers, which I will litter throughout my fine restaurants during happy hour.
The reason I write, Mark, is to inform you of a steal. I now offer $20 off dinner with online reservations. Unlike certain OTHER Herndon area eateries, there is no fine print. This is not one of those "$20 off $70 if you spend $120 and tip 72%" deals. Plus, at McCormicks there are always plenty of eager old women to shake your [stick] at.
Regards,
McCormick
Now a Woman
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